Tuesday, 9 September 2025

Dexter is Delicious by Jeff Lindsay

Description from Amazon:

Dexter Morgan has always lived a happy homicidal life. He keeps his dark urges in check by adhering to one steadfast rule...he only kills very bad people. But now Dexter is experiencing some major life changes - don’t we all? - and they’re mostly wrapped up in the eight-pound curiosity that is his newborn daughter. Family bliss is cut short, however, when Dexter is summoned to investigate the disappearance of a 17-year-old girl who has been running with a bizarre group of goths who fancy themselves to be vampires. As Dexter gets closer to the truth of what happened to the missing girl, he realizes they are not really vampires so much as cannibals. And, most disturbing...these people have decided they would really like to eat Dexter.

 

So I admit I’m very late to the Dexter scene. Had heard of the series but didn’t start watching it until recently. And I never realised it was based on books! So when I found this book (dumb of me to start on #5) and started reading and saw that Dexter is having a baby at the same place I am at in the series, I laughed. But the difference in which characters are living (or what physical state they are in) between the series and book makes it confusing. Plus the number of people who know his secret is odd. I don’t get why the kids would understand and agree with his “dark passenger” and both think it’s fine. It’s hard not to compare the series to the book because I don’t have the understanding of characters in the previous books, so all I can picture is how they were on the screen.

The inner monologue/voiceover is Dexter to a T, and really adds to the turmoil he is going through now that his baby Lily Anne has completely changed his life. A lot of reviewers said it made him too soft in this book but I think the concern he has that he could pass his genes to his child or that someone like him could “happen” to his child would make him more worried. I did find, though, that the story seemed to happen around him. He didn’t really do a lot in the story himself. And that is very different from what I would expect of Dexter, considering his willingness to make a plan to ensure something happens to the bad guy (I use guy as a turn of phrase here).

So... teenagers go missing and this leads to a club of vampires and eventually a group of cannibals, where we learn of fetishes to eat human flesh but also fetishes to be eaten. Deborah is fixated on rescuing these girls no matter the cost and also has no qualms about putting a toe over the line. I found this Deborah very overbearing and judgmental, and her constantly punching Dexter in the arm? Annoying. It might have been a sibling trait that ran through the books, but come on. Use it once or twice. Deborah also has someone she loves in this book and her feelings about Dexter’s baby bring up her maternal instincts. Deborah? Maternal instincts? Oh yes. And this leads to a revelation that will take Deborah on a path not quite expected.

Rita’s character is even more simpering in the book. On screen she is wishy-washy and her “powerful” moments are soggy at best. But in this book? Falling for Brian’s “dear lady”? Barf... I suppose she will be Lily Anne’s light to Dexter’s dark. But not an inspiring character at all.

Bad guys, rescues, getting off because Daddy has money... all part of the endgame. But sadly, the ending is easily guessable. Dexter’s drug-induced physical scene? Waste of space. Not necessary at all. And a certain character at the end wanting to help another after the stunts they pulled with them previously? Doubtful. Still not a bad book to read though, but not in the blood splatter/will he or won’t he realm of the on-screen series. I’d read the next book just to see Deborah’s path and whether Dexter’s mojo is darkened again, but wonder if characters are losing the plot...